Xisco: Questionable Sexuality

The invisible Newcastle striker (yeah it's pretty sad when Michael Owen has more appearances than you) was on holiday recently and some incriminating photos have been released.

He's down with moob-groping...


Is that a midget or a miniature gay man?


Other men like to give him tongue.


He kisses men in big pink clown glasses. (Can you say Elton John?)


Oh wow...


Is this considered a three-way?


pictures via Footballboners