Elen Rives with Luna and Isa in Miami

pictures via dailymail and Ballerazzi

Lampard and His Ladies Out and About

pictures via Ballerazzi

Lampard Girls Growing Up Fast

picture via Ballerazzi

Frank Lampard and Daughters at Hamley's 250th

My question to you: Would you still hit on him even with his daughters hanging on every limb? I know I would. Heck, I'd join them. (Move over Luna and Isla, I've got dibs on a thigh!)




pictures via zimbio, google images, and Kickette

Frank Lampard's Holiday Fun

He spent Christmas with Isla, 2, and Luna, 4, along with his ex, Elen Rives.

But after New Year's, the inevitable happened, and Frank was finally picture with Christine Bleakley. The couple were spotting in Belfast, where Bleakley's family resides. (I don't know why, but I take issue with Christine's Irishness.) A worker at Pundland also got her picture snapped with Lampard. Yes, Frank took Christine to Poundland. Class.


Also, is Frank's real name actually Francis?

pictures via The Sun, zimbio and dailymail

Single in Sin City: Frank Lampard

While Elen has been working hard for the money, her ex, Frank has been blowing it on a whopping 3 holidays in one month. First he was in Dubai with his sister Claire, her kids, and Luna and Isla. Then for his single week in Las Vegas...








I better stop or I could do this all day...

In his last week of holidaying, he took Luna and Isla to Marbella and Ibiza apparently.





pictures via dailymail

Elen Rives: The "Single" Life

It's tough being a single mum. Especially when you're in the public eye. I mean, there's birthday parties for your youngest that you have to plan and execute while also sipping champagne and being the party's photographer.


You also have to loiter in front of your new home (that your rich ex bought for you and the bubbas).


You also have to make time for dinner with friends. While at the same time wearing a hideous black pantsuit with no bra.


Then there's the whole matter of the school run. Of course having a personal bodyguard/chauffeur helps the situation.


A family has to eat too.


Most importantly, you have to find the time to get back out there. Enjoy a little public snogging.

Oh yes. Lots of public snogging.


pictures via dailymail, The Sun, zimbio, and NOTW

Elen with Luna and Isla at Charity Event

Elen took Luna and Isla to a CLIC Sargeant event at the Ralph Lauren store in Chelsea. (What is on Isla's cheek? And could Luna look any more like Frankie?! PRECIOUS!)

picture via dailymail

Elen Picks Up the Kids, Frank Scurries

Elen came around to pick up Luna and Isla yesterday. Frank scampered off to training...


Who's the dodgy fellow in the Yankees cap and scarf with Elen? Brother, perhaps?

pictures via WAGs International and The Sun

Elen Rives in Florida, Frank Alone in London

So Elen is in Florida with little Luna and Isla. It makes me sad that Frank is all alone in this deep time of need. Maybe a few of us should go visit him and make sure he’s feeling up to par. Or may I suggest to Frank a mate-date with Kevin Pietersen, who I hear is in a pretty bad place right now too.

URGENT MESSAGE:

Elen Rives,

The 80s called. They want their swimwear back.

pictures via kickette and dailymail

The Lampards in Hyde Park

Frank Lampard and his family were in Hyde Park at the Winter Wonderland. Lampsy and Luna enjoyed the slide so much they went up for a second go. Too precious.


Don't worry, Isla get's that facial expression from her mother. But seriously, Elen, the hat must go, and by go, I mean, be burned in a fiery fashion bonfire.

pictures via Glamorous WAGs World (obviously)