God Bless America: My Version of Patriotism

This is the side of America that I can support fondly and vehemently.





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Facial Hair Fallacy: The World Cup Paedo Beards

Xabi's isn't quite there yet, but give it a few a day or two of growth, and he'll have it.


Yeah it itches Daniele, doesn't it?


Iker had more of a porn star mustache.

But then he shaved it and Pepe Reina thought he was much more snuggley that way.


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Oguchi Onyewu in GQ's June 2010 Issue

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USA Beat Costa Rica

Actually is was a draw, but it felt like a win because we had already qualified for the World Cup, and now Costa Rica faces Uruguay in a playoff match. Too bad.





I would like to send my best to Charlie Davies and his family. The next year is going to be difficult, but you are strong and will persevere. (But I'd also like to point out the one pillock who's holding a six.)

Jozy Altidore is very close with him and they room together on international duty.



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USMNT Qualify for 2010 World Cup

And is there really any better way to celebrate than get shirtless in the locker room? Yeah I think not.

Special thanks to Oguchi Onyewu. Bocanegra gets a tisk, tisk for not removing his kit...

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