Yoann Gourcuff: Frenchman on a Bicycle

::insert French stereotype here::


pictures via daylife

Thursday Thud: Yoann Gourcuff for France

He's very pretty, don't get me wrong. But this side shot of his nipple is slightly disconcerting...


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French Fancies: Yoann Gourcuff and Loic Remy

Don't worry. I won't ruin this post with words. View away.





pictures via Pretty n' the Pitch: Beautiful Football

Yoann Gourcuff Signs with Lyon

For some lovely pictures of his medical and a video of his travels to Lyon, check out Kickette.


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Guy Love: French Opposition

Yoann Gourcuff and Jeremy Toulalan had some laughs during the match, but it was after the final whistle that the real action started...



Is that some inappropriate nipple stroking I see? Well I guess that depends on your definition of inappropriate then, doesn't it.


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Yoann Gourcuff's Probable O-Face

This definitely competes with Bendtner's.

picture via daylife

Yoann Gourcuff's Week in Review

"Alright, everyone. Prepare yourselves. I'm going to smile. Try not to attack me and my beauty."


Then he flashed those pearly whites that would make any woman swoon. (And most men too.)


There's a new bromance in town. Yoann and Marouane Chamakh were getting close and cuddly during their match against Olympiakos.

After the match, Chamakh was quoted as saying:

"When [Gourcuff] manages to be in charge of the game, it feels good for everyone in the team. Everything he tried tonight was a success."

If that doesn't scream pent up sexual tension, I don't know what does.


Thumbs up, indeed.


pictures via daylife

One of These Things is Not Like the Others: France Trains

It can't be that cold, Nico?

picture via daylife

Yoann Gourcuff in Sport & Style

Link: Sport & Style

pictures via Kickette

Mr. Gourcuff Uses Thighs for France

picture via getty images

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Yoann Gourcuff

picture via Ciacha.net

Bordeaux with Ligue 1 Trophy

I don't remember where I go this, but does it really matter? I mean Yoann is gorgeous, even in shades. Seriously delicious.

Beauty and the Beast: Yoann and Marc

picture via Kickette

Yoann Gourcuff Wins French Ligue Player of the Year

And wears very tight pants while doing so. Well done!



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Tuesday Tummies: Gourcuff Honoured

With his induction into Kickette’s Finest 5, I figured Yoann Gourcuff would be a prime example of tummy (and thigh) perfection.




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Yoann Gourcuff Makes My Monday Tolerable

He's bloody brilliant. And so very nice to look at. Oh and he's making the French league, like, watchable. Mmmmm.

Tuesday Tummies: Yoann Gourcuff in St. Barth's

pictures via Pure People

Hump Day Celebration: Barely Legal Posting

After much anticipation and pain-staking research, I give you, what I assume, is the closest thing to unpostable without age verification that I can get away with. I probably should have saved these and had three weeks worth of Hump Days, but instead I shall combine them all into one! LUCKY YOU!


Does this really need any explanation? (Well besides that fact that he's barely legal and someone probably should have arrested me a LONG time ago. I kid.)


He sure seems to be pretty upset about something, but I'm not really looking much at his face...


If you don't get this, you really shouldn't be here. (Yoann Gourcuff is my of-the-moment crush right now.)

You're VERY welcome.

Monday Mmmmm: Yoann Gourcuff

As featured on Kickette this morning, it seems that Mr. Gourcuff doesn’t mind being a bit exposed. If only all footballers felt this freedom to strip down to their tightie-whities, or I guess tightie-blackies in Yoann’s case. With all the drama of Monday mornings, this definitely made my day.



P.S. Love how they take the mostly naked jogging and turn it down to Baywatch-like slow motion in order to truly enhance and enjoy the bouncing bulge flexing thigh muscles.

picture and video via kickette