Victoria's Prehistoric Inspiration

Do these sleeves not look utterly useless and hilarious. Kickette intelligently pointed out that this coat had influences from a Tyrannosaurus Rex. I'd have to say that I concur with this interpretation.




pictures via dailymail, just jared, and The Sun

Victoria Rocks Red for American Idol

I'm not really digging the headband...



pictures via dailymail and The Sun

Frank Lampard Circa 1987

I don't know if he ever wore acid-washed jeans in the 80's, but if he did, this is what he would have looked like. Unfortunately, this picture was taken just last week. (Is his fly open?)

Jamie Redknapp seems to appreciate this trend as well.

picture via Kickette

Elen Rives' Dreadful Beachwear

Is it a bikini? Is it a tankini? And what is that hat? It looks like the sorting hat from Harry Potter. Truly horrifying display Miss. Rives.


pictures via dailymail and News of the World

Rio Gets Too Much Sun

It could be that sun stroke has effected his decision making capabilities...

...or that he is feeling the need to fill the now abandoned slot of the most effeminate player at Manchester United. (Although I'm suspecting that Nani will put up a good fight. Ronaldo has taught him well.)



Perhaps because he was in Israel he thought he was Zohan, but I'm also sensing a hint of Brüno.

Either way its disturbing. Really, incredibly disturbing.

pictures via dailymail

Carly Zucker with Harrods Loot

Always the fashion victim, Miss. Zucker wore a terrifying knee-length granny sweater with leggings. Not only that, but I don't think she's brushed her hair yet this month.


Nice ring though, love.

pictures via WAGs International

El Hadji Diouf's Truly Horrifying Fashion

Maybe he thinks he's Nelly?


Perhaps he's getting a parking ticket. Or maybe it's the fashion police. We'll never know.


Under normal footballing circumstances, this is what he looks like...


pictures via Kickette and google images

Carly and Joey at Hatton Fight in Las Vegas

The soon-to-be-married couple attended the Hatton fight at teh MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Unfortunately Hatton was KOed by his opponent. (And Cary should have been KOed for wearing and orange dress whilst being horridly sun-burned. At least she was hydrating.)



pictures via dailymail

Djibril Cisse Plays Mad Hatter

Where do I even begin. I'm speechless. Honestly speechless...

pictures via Kickette and The Sun

Fashion Funnies: Sir Alex Gets Capped

I can't decide what I think of this look. There's that dopey old-man type style to the cap, but I can appreciate his throw-back to this Scottish roots. He is an old-man, so I guess I'll just have to say that he is looking rather dapper for a pensioner. HA!

Wonder if the lads gave him slack for his fashion find?

picture via dailymail

Fashion Funnies: Thierry Tie-Tee

Many people have done nothing but put down the Barcelona striker for this particular outfit. Personally, I think it's hysterical. He obviously has a sense of humor.