Liverpool's Bubbas on Lap of Honour

Ugh, after that, my ovaries hurt. Perhaps Fernando Torres sticking his tongue out will help.


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England Train Before Andorra

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Dodgy Hair of the Season

Although there are many contenders for this prestigious award, I've narrowed it down to categories and then a runner-up and winner.

To kick us off, I give you the bad cornrows:


Excessive Fro-ness:


The greasy used car salesman look:


Uncategorically dreadful:


RUNNER UP: Philippe Mexes, for his double ponytail.


THE WINNER: Sergio Ramos, for his inability to control his mane at the beginning of the season while ending it with what appears to be a mullet. Well done...


I do realize that not everyone agrees with my opinion. There are those out there that are thoroughly amused by Mexes double ponytail. While others ogle at the glory that is Sergio Ramos' lengthy locks. They just aren't my cup of tea. I'm so going to get slack for this, but I have freedom of speech... b**ches.

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Club Crouch: Dancing or Epileptic Seisure?

On a recent team trip to Dubai, Portsmouth teammates Peter Crouch and Glen Johnson were photographed in a night club dancing the night away. Abbey Clancy looks to be cringing with embarrassment, or perhaps that's just her drunk face?

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