Awkward Family Photos: Kaka and Co.

This is not a joke...


Caroline, Kaka's lovely wife, posted this pearl on her Twitter account. Why, in god's name, would you get a drawing like this done when you're husband looks like this in real life...

I'm totally baffled.

pictures via twitter and Kickette

Real Madrid Lads Do Lunch

pictures via Goaly Moly

Real Madrid Train in Los Angeles

It took Cristiano a little time to get adjusted...

But eventually he (and his eerily veiny thighs) acclimated themselves.


Gago, with a shorter hairdo, is some much improved eye-candy.


Kaka and new Real Madrid signing back-up keeper, Sergio Canales Antonio Adan, looked dashing in their training gear.


The there was Iker...


pictures via Goaly Moly

World Cup Footballers in Vanity Fair

For video which includes EVEN MORE footballers (including Michael Ballack), check out the video and article here.


pictures via dailymail, Kickette, and VanityFair.com

La Liga Players in Haiti Relief Music Video

Check out the video here.

Official World Cup Pepsi Commercial

video via youtube

Footballers for Pepsi

Where are the footie players for Coca-Cola?






pictures via dailymail and Kickette

Real Madrid Players for Audi

pictures via Kickette

Kaka, Why So Glum?

Maybe Cristiano didn't hug him enough during the game, or Sergio didn't give him any sexy side-eye. So sad, so very sad. Pick that head up!

pictures via getty images

How Gay are Real Madrid?

It's a rhetorical statement. But, honestly, come on...

Sergio Ramos was jealous that Kaka was straddling Benzema and not him. Cue ninja attack mode.


Cristiano Ronaldo is among their ranks. Enough said.

Seriously, you guys are not at all conspicuous. Um...hello?


pictures via getty images

Cristiano and Kaka: Getting Excessive

Isn't this whole bromance thing getting a little out of control between these two. I mean, seriously. But by the looks of things, it seems Cristiano is way more into things than Kaka. I mean he's totally eying him up, without any sort of reciprocation...



pictures via ONTD Football

Real Madrid: A Critique

Christoph is looking fabulously man whorish, while Xabi's respectable side part needs to go. And Iker, is that some type of fungus on your face, possibly moss? It was hot when it was just stubble but now it's become a full-on pedo beard.

C-Ron, I love that in the face of media and blogs questioning you sexuality (and your "relationship" with Kaka), you continue to tan, pluck, wax, and indulge in spa treatments to your hearts content. As long as you continue to take you shirt, I don't really care.


pictures via getty images

Real Madrid v. D.C. United

It was Xabi Alonso's first match for the club. Cristiano and Kaka seem to be enjoying their time together.


Um... short tents, much?


Oh C-Ron thighs...


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Kaka and Caroline Celebrate Luca's 1st B-Day

can't find the source, don't sue me

Wedding Bells: Pato and Sthefany

The groom wore white. Not necessarily a good choice...


The bride chose a Dolce & Gabbana gown. (Clad with lots of tool and frilly bits.)





Kaka and Caroline were present.


According to Kickette:

"Guests got into the ceremony using a digital microchip that was concealed in their invitations. Once they arrived at the Copacabana Palace for the reception, they were electronically identified by a video system that announced their name and invited them in. The invitations cost £40,000."

That is spectacular. Crazy expensive, yes, but utterly spectacular still.


Guests left with a pair of Havianas with "The" (for S'the'fany) and "Ale" (for Alexandre). Apparently these two have never been to a freaking pub.


can't remember where I got some of these, most are from Kickette