Kai Rooney: Posh and Privileged

His last name is Rooney and he's actually adorable, a genetic advancement that I solely credit to Coleen.


Plus, he has a Bentley car seat. A BENTLEY CAR SEAT. It probably costs more than all the furniture in my flat combined. Seriously.

Lastly, but definitely not least, his passport has more stamps in it than most of the world and he only turns two on November 2nd. What the hell...

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Coleen Rooney Flaunts Little Kai

Not only is he attending games, but she's also taken to posting photos of him on her Twitter account. Thank the lord for social networking...


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Awkward Family Photos: Kaka and Co.

This is not a joke...


Caroline, Kaka's lovely wife, posted this pearl on her Twitter account. Why, in god's name, would you get a drawing like this done when you're husband looks like this in real life...

I'm totally baffled.

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Welcome to the World: Harper Seven Beckham

The cuteness is almost too much to bare...


They can't have any more children because there won't be enough room on David's boots...


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Nick and Nich: Bendtner with Son in Denmark

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Abbey Clancy and Peter at Sophia's Christening

Is it just me, or is the length of Abbey's legs just plain ridiculous.



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Abbey and Sophia Head to the Hairdresser

Abbey took baby Sophia to the hairdresser with her this week.

She got a security officer to man her Range Rover Overfinch. Brilliant.



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Van der Vaart Boys Support Sylvia at "Let's Dance"

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Baby on Board: Jack Wilshere and his Ex

Am I the only one that finds this story slightly appalling? Everyone is talking about how great this is and how wonderfully adorable this child is going to be. I'm not going to deny the bubbas inevitable good looks, but I would like to point out that Wilshere is merely 19, which basically makes him a baby himself. Not to mention the fact that he was broken up with this bird. So what's happening here, exactly? Doesn't exactly sound like a responsible couple that should be raising future generations, or at least not yet. Sounds more like an episode of 16 and Pregnant.

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Yummy Mummies: Abbey Clancy and her Mum

Abbey and her mum were out shopping in Liverpool with baby Sophia Ruby. You gotta start training them when they're young, right.

New mum, Abbey, was looking fabulous in skinny jeans. Already. Bish.


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Jamie and Danielle Shopping with Archie

There were kisses and check writing. Everything a WAG requires...



Not to mention lots of bubba canoodling.



Needless to say, everybody left happy.


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Christmas with Coleen and Kai Rooney

OK, so at this point in his life, Kai Rooney is looking really adorable. Perhaps it's just his pre-Shrek phase, or hopefully he's gotten more of his mother's good looks.


Unfortunately she wore this coat... (not so cute.)


Coleen's studded Louboutin rider boots have already been indicated as swoon-worthy (and made of unicorn tears and fairy dust).


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Samuel Eto'o with Maelle and Siena

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Ballers and Babies: Xabi and Ane Alonso

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Danielle Lloyd and Little Archie in OK Magazine

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Joe Cole Loves Liam Gallagher's Tees

A professed Oasis fan, Cole has chosen to wear Pretty Green tees on a daily basis since arriving in Liverpool. The company was created by Liam Gallagher and is described on it's website as such:

"Pretty Green is an upfront, straight talking, classic British clothing range owned, founded and designed by Liam Gallagher. The Pretty Green team is made up of key industry professionals. The range is all subject to Liam’s final approval and includes designs across footwear, denim, knitwear, jackets, trench coats, parkas, t-shirts, hats, scarves and exclusive limited edition pieces."



Carly has made the move up north with daughter, Ruby.

This may make me a bad person, but I didn't think Ruby was a cute baby. At this point though, I think she's growing into her adorableness. See evidence below.


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