Dodgy Hair of the Season

Although there are many contenders for this prestigious award, I've narrowed it down to categories and then a runner-up and winner.

To kick us off, I give you the bad cornrows:


Excessive Fro-ness:


The greasy used car salesman look:


Uncategorically dreadful:


RUNNER UP: Philippe Mexes, for his double ponytail.


THE WINNER: Sergio Ramos, for his inability to control his mane at the beginning of the season while ending it with what appears to be a mullet. Well done...


I do realize that not everyone agrees with my opinion. There are those out there that are thoroughly amused by Mexes double ponytail. While others ogle at the glory that is Sergio Ramos' lengthy locks. They just aren't my cup of tea. I'm so going to get slack for this, but I have freedom of speech... b**ches.

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Robinho Beached in Manchester

The Brazilian is apparently building a beach football court in his garden at his estate in Manchester. Apparently he and Elano are missing the Brazilian beaches, so Robinho had some sand brought in to create a homey touch. He does realize that it rains A LOT up there right? Good luck with that.

Link: Robinho Builds Beach in Garden

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Robinho Rape Case Update

Three other Premier League footballers have been called in to speak to police in Leeds in regards to the rape allegations on Robinho. Whether they were brought in as witnesses or possible uspects has not been confirmed.



Elano apparently has his own gripes with his fellow Brazilian teammate.

picture via kickette

Link: Police 'Quiz Three More Premiership Footballers Over Robinho Rape Claim'

Elano Confused

Um, you do realize you're white, right?

picture via jamd