Danielle Lloyd's Engagement Ring Debut

I wonder how ling it took Jamie to save up in order to buy that rock. Seeing that he's only getting paid like once a month at Pompey. (Or is he still getting paid by Tottenham?)


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Ashley and Cheryl Cole After Portsmouth Match

Ashley is enjoying his new birthday present from his wife...a Bentley. That is one lucky baller.




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Steve Finnan Returns to EPL

After leaving Liverpool for greener pastures in La Liga at Espanyol, Finnan will be returning to England. Portsmouth have agreed on terms the 33-year-old right back, who will sign a one-year contract before the team jets to Portugal for preseason.

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Thursday Thighs: EPL Midweek Action

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Jermaine Pennant Loaned to Pompey

Link: Portsmouth Secure Jermaine Pennant on Loan

Birthday Wishes: January 8th

Adrian Mutu (30) of Romania, plays for Fiorentina


David Silva (23) of Spain, plays for Valencia


John Utaka (26) of Nigeria, plays for Portsmouth


Seol Ki-Hyeon (30) of South Korea, plays for Fulham


Stipe Pletikosa (30) of Croatia, plays for CSK Moscow

Jermain Defoe Returns to Tottenham

Looking more like a cockney pimp than a footballer, Defoe returned to White Hart Lane to greet fans and wave his hands about in a welcoming manner. The agent-less baller negotiated the £15m transfer apparently, seeing that he's currently having issues with his representation.

I'm assuming he returned to London because he ran out of women to bone date in Portsmouth. God knows, London is full of women pretty and stupid enough to hook up with the 2008 Man-Ho of the Year


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Portsmouth Punishment, New Level of Idiocy

Portsmouth players this season have had to endure the torture of driving the Reliant Robin home from training if they weren't the best performer on the side. Finally one player had had enough. Sean Davis pimped their ride, A-Team style.




Yeah Mr.T, I pity da' fool too.



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Thursday Thighs: Yesterday's Action

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Real Madrid Capture Diarra

Portsmouth have agreed on a bid from Real Madrid for Lassana Diarra. The young Frenchman has been given permission to talk with the Spanish champions and the two clubs have already agreed on an undisclosed fee. Once Diarra leaves for the Bernabeu, Portsmouth will have a hole to fill, but will also then have the monetary ability to do so. Apparently a list of replacements is already in the works.

Link: Pompey Accept Diarra Bid

Pompey Invokes Humiliation Efforts

In hopes of embarrassing players into playing better, Portsmouth have begun a new training program in humility. Whichever player has the worst day in training has to drive a Portsmouth-blue Reliant Robin home from training and back the following day. (Oh yes, the Robin only has 3 wheels.) The first to submitted to the torture was, none other than, David James. He seemed to take the humiliation with pride, even posing beside the car for the cameras, which perhaps defeated the purpose of the exercise. Either way, the tall goalkeeper looked a little absurd climbing out of the tiny clown car.



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Weekend of Upsets, Besides Chelsea of Course

What is going on in the Premier League OR, rather, what the f**k happened this weekend? Wigan and Tottenham both won games tied at 1-1 in literally the last minute of the game. While Arsenal fell to Stoke in a dismal display and Hull were SOOO close to tying up with Manchester United. It was like twilight zone stuff.

Wigan beat Portsmouth 1-2 with goals from Amr Zaki (pictured above, looking exceedingly attractive in his post-goal celebration glory) and Emile Heskey. Niko Kranjcar was the lone goal scorer for Portsmouth. I'm thinking maybe Pompey was distracted by the flroescent yellow-green Chelsea throwback kits Wigan sported for the match.


Gael Clichy saved the blushes of Arsenal by scoring on 90’, but it wasn’t enough as the Gunners fell 2-1 to Stoke. At least Cesc finally decided to get a haircut. (But the faux-hawk is so 2006.)


Last, but definitely not the least, Tottenham pulled out a win over Liverpool in the dieing embers of the match with a goal from newcomer Roman Pavlyuchenko (who’s mummy is saying that he didn’t want to join Spurs in the first place.) Jamie Carragher scored the other for the Spurs. That’s right, an own goal from the defensive master. Oh bother.


Credit to Hull City for their efforts against Manchester United. They were so close to tying it up, but just couldn’t finalize the deal. But still 4-3 was quite a remarkable result.


There was much guy-love to go around at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea had another AMAZING match against Sunderland. A hat-trick from Anelka, a goal from Alex, along with ANOTHER header from Lampard (he’s going to have to stop telling people that he’s no good at headers) sealed a 5-0 win for the Blues. That brings our goal differential to +26 compared to Liverpool’s +8. Oh and congrats to Frank for scoring his 100th career league goal. YAY!

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Sahar and Israeli FA Suing a Sprinkler

Ben Sahar (of Chelsea, on loan to Portsmouth) is suing the Moldovan FA after he tripped on a sprinkler during an international game last month. With just four minutes of play, the Israeli international stumbled over the watering system that hadn’t been properly removed from the pitch before the game began. The injury required eleven stitches and a three-week recovery. The Israeli FA are also taking action.

Link: The Sun - More Football News

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Weekend Observations: October 4th and 5th

Liverpool have mastered the art of the comeback. After going down 2-0 to City yesterday, Liverpool proceeded to win 2-3 with goals from Torres on 55’ and 72’ and Kuyt on 90’. Of course it helped that Pablo Zabaleta got a red card on 67’ to leave City playing with 10 men for the last 23 minutes.


Geovanni was the best buy of the summer.


Frank Lampard is one of the most consistent players in the Premier League. He’s currently #2 to Gabriel Agbonlahor in the Actim Index.


Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a FREAK!


If you’re feeling like an unappreciated striker, sign for Portsmouth. Jermain Defoe lead the league in goals, and Peter Crouch scored a lovely bicycle kick in the penalty box this weekend to bring his Premier League total to 100 goals.


Barcelona come out of the tunnel scoring. This weekend they put 3 in the back of the net in the first 10 minutes. And proceeded to beat Atletico Madrid 6-1. And it wasn’t just The Messi Show. Marquez (4’), Eto'o (6’, 18’), Messi (9”), Gudjohnsen (28’), and Henry (73’) all scored for Barça. The lone pointless goal for Atletico was scored by Maxi Rodríguez.

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