Footballers Attend Chester Races

Michael Owen was there showing off some of his horses.


Fellow United teammates, Nani, John O'Shea and Jonny Evans, celebrated some winners.

While Sir Alex Ferguson kept Owen Hargreaves company.


Shay and Jane Given were also present. Jane was wearing one of Victoria Beckham's signature dresses.


Joe Cole had a winning horse. Not just one he bet on either. One he ACTUALLY owns. He celebrated with his wife, Carly, and new baby daughter, Ruby.



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Sir Alex Ferguson's FA Charge for Attack on Wiley

Sir Alex received a two-match ban and a £20,000 fine for his outburst against Alan Wiley after the 2-2 draw with Sunderland. That's what you get for calling a lady fat...

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Manchester United Jog About

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Manchester United Lose to Burnley

I realize this is very difficult to deal with for Manchester United fans, but frankly I find this exceedingly hysterical. I apologize.

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Ballack and Sir Alex at Wimbeldon Finals

It looks like Michael's shirt got washed in atrociousness and then beat with an ugly stick.


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Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Subbed, Consequently Has Tantrum

"I no want chore steenking shurt." (Read phonetically.)


"Furgie is an idiota. WWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

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Fashion Funnies: Sir Alex Gets Capped

I can't decide what I think of this look. There's that dopey old-man type style to the cap, but I can appreciate his throw-back to this Scottish roots. He is an old-man, so I guess I'll just have to say that he is looking rather dapper for a pensioner. HA!

Wonder if the lads gave him slack for his fashion find?

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ManU Has Temper Tantrum Over Schedule

This has Sir Alex written all over it. Apparently they have too many weekend away fixtures proceeding UEFA Champions League games midweek. They’re blaming the FA for not favoring the biggest moaning “best” team in the Premier League. Shedding a tear for those poor, unfortunate Devils… wait, nope… lost it.

Link: ManYoo Livid Over Fixture Disgrace

Fergie? Childish? No!

In response to Gary Linekar’s comments that he made on BBC calling Sir Alex Ferguson childish, Fergie had this to retort:

“Well he should know.”

Case closed.

Link: 'Gary Lineker says I'm childish? Well, he should know!'