Rude Boys at Real Madrid

Did no one ever tell them that it's not polite to point?



pictures via Ballerrazzi (obviously)

Real Madrid Lads Do Lunch

pictures via Goaly Moly

Real Madrid Train in Los Angeles

It took Cristiano a little time to get adjusted...

But eventually he (and his eerily veiny thighs) acclimated themselves.


Gago, with a shorter hairdo, is some much improved eye-candy.


Kaka and new Real Madrid signing back-up keeper, Sergio Canales Antonio Adan, looked dashing in their training gear.


The there was Iker...


pictures via Goaly Moly

Couple Moniker: Iker and Sara

As debated over at Kickette, these two have many options when it comes to nicknames. But I've come up with one that truly encapsulates how we feel about them...

SIKER (pronounced like sicker): Not only does it combine their names, but also correctly illustrates how we feel when we see them constantly photographed together.

Yes, I'm pretty pleased with myself.


pictures via Goaly Moly

Facial Hair Fallacy: The World Cup Paedo Beards

Xabi's isn't quite there yet, but give it a few a day or two of growth, and he'll have it.


Yeah it itches Daniele, doesn't it?


Iker had more of a porn star mustache.

But then he shaved it and Pepe Reina thought he was much more snuggley that way.


pictures via zimbio, daylife, and Kickette

Real Madrid Players at the Tennis

Let the gorgeousness proceed...






Cristiano Ronaldo's pit-stains are a major buzz-kill.


pictures via Dona da Bola

Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero Get All Romantic

When PDA gets this excessive, it makes me vomit in my mouth a little. Ew...



picture via Kickette on twitter

Iker Poses for Spanish Men's Health

This may be a stupid question, but why would men buy this magazine? A better title for it might be: You Will Never Be This Good-Looking.



picture via Kickette

Jeans, Jackets, and Jumpers: Real Madrid Players for Chocron Watches

pictures via zimbio

Iker Casillas on GQ Cover

picture via Kickette

Patrick Dempsey: Football Fan

McDreamy and McBeard. Dempsey was at the Real Madrid v Tenerife game on September 28th and was thoughtful enough to take pictures with numerous players. Yes, you're welcome...



pictures via Real Madrid.com

Real Madrid: A Critique

Christoph is looking fabulously man whorish, while Xabi's respectable side part needs to go. And Iker, is that some type of fungus on your face, possibly moss? It was hot when it was just stubble but now it's become a full-on pedo beard.

C-Ron, I love that in the face of media and blogs questioning you sexuality (and your "relationship" with Kaka), you continue to tan, pluck, wax, and indulge in spa treatments to your hearts content. As long as you continue to take you shirt, I don't really care.


pictures via getty images

Iker Can Dance!

thanks Ben!

Iker Casillas for Reebok

How adorable is he!?

picture via LoveLamps

Strictly Because I Love Men in Suits

pictures via zimbio