Carly Cole: Ruffles, Leggings, and High Boots

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Carly Zucker at the 30 Days of Fashion And Beauty Gala Party

Let me just make this clear. The dress and the shoes are exquisite. The rest of the get-up is just not well executed. The shall doesn't match properly and the clutch is far too large. But the most horrifying and shocking accessorie is the scarf. I mean, what's the point? Maybe Joey gave her a hickey or something. It's just wrong. To end on a good note, she did her hair and it looks wonderful, and I'm proud of her for at least doing that.



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Baby Bumps: Carly Zucker Announces Pregnancy

Carly is three months pregnant and is due in March. So apparently this was a honeymoon conception. He's here, he's there, he's everywhere! Joey Cole, Joey Cole, Joey Cole!



And for your viewing pleasure... some more wedding photos. (The little girl is Carly's niece.)



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Carly Zucker to Work Hard for the Money

Carly Zucker is going to continue working, since marrying Chelsea winger, Joe Cole. She reconsidered her original thoughts of quitting and spending more time Cole. But this way she has her own money to buy him birthday and Christmas presents. Atta girl, Cary! I'm assuming modeling jobs will be included in your "work" program, no?



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Joe and Carly at Ciprianis

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Wedding Bells: Joe Cole and Carly Zucker

Held at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, the wedding was looking to be one of the more lower budget WAG weddings.


John Terry and his wife, Toni, were on hand. (Although it looks like the ruffle fairy vomited all over Mrs. Terry's dress. Unfortunate really; her shoes are ferosh.)


The Carricks were also in attendance. Joe and Michael were together at the West Ham academy and Joe and Carly were present at the Man United ace's wedding last summer.


Scott Sinclair represented a part of the Chelsea contingent, while Vanessa Perroncel, along with boyfriend Wayne Bridge, enjoyed the festivities.


Random tacky young ladies somehow scored invites as well. (WTF?)


The Coles had a picture deal with Hello!, available in stands now!


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Carly Zucker's Hen Night

The theme was nautical...


Nothing like needing a little assistance between club and cab.


Then stopping to get a bite, she had some issues exiting the vehicle.



Once she was out though, she dug into a tasty kebab and headed home.


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Wedding Bells: Joey and Carly Stressing Over Lampard-Rives Breakup

Joey and Carly had invited Frank Lampard and Elen Rives to their wedding as a couple, before the two split. Now they face an awkward situation. Frank is one of Joey's best mates at Chelsea and Carly has become quite close to Elen since the World Cup in 2006. Neither one of wedding parties wants to tell their friend that they're uninvited from the nuptials, to take place on June 20th. I'm guessing Elen probably won't show, or they'll seat the two on opposite sides of the building.



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Carly Zucker's Hen Party: Viva Las Vegas

She's cute and all, but seriously, that posture? To be a budding bride you're going to need to be able to sit/stand up straight. At least she's no longer at that scary see-your-bones thinness.



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Carly Zucker with Harrods Loot

Always the fashion victim, Miss. Zucker wore a terrifying knee-length granny sweater with leggings. Not only that, but I don't think she's brushed her hair yet this month.


Nice ring though, love.

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Carly and Joey at Hatton Fight in Las Vegas

The soon-to-be-married couple attended the Hatton fight at teh MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Unfortunately Hatton was KOed by his opponent. (And Cary should have been KOed for wearing and orange dress whilst being horridly sun-burned. At least she was hydrating.)



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