John Obi Mikel Has Tight Jeans

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Well-Suited: Chelsea Boys in Dolce & Gabbana

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Chelsea and Everton Pre-Season Training

Petr Cech and Michael Essien had to do a vertical jump test. This test is used to measure a player's general muscle strength. (Yes, this required research, which included some serious maths. I'm knackered.)

New Chelsea signing, Yossi Benayoun, and thightastic John Obi Mikel also participated in training.


Henrique Hilario and Franco Di Santo caught up on some reading together.


But up north, they had completely different methods. Some I think Chelsea should contemplate. Anything that exposes more skin, really.




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John Obi Mikel at Whisky Mist

After the Chelsea midfielder was sent home from the World Cup with an injury, he decided best to go get pissed. Mission accomplished.


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Adidas Kit Appreciation: John Mikel Obi

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Keep Booing Ashley, Arsenal...

Two assist and a spectacular showing from Ashley Cole. In the end, Arsenal fans proved to be quite the Chelsea supporters. (We thank you.)




Drogba just can't stop scoring against Arsenal. He had an absolutely sensational performance. It made Frank happy, VERY happy.



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Mikel and Ancelotti Love the Table Football

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Chelsea Hold Open Training

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Chelsea's 09-10 Armani Suits

My lord, they're lovely.


Don't the boys look dashing? Especially, Frank. But where's JT?




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Chelsea Players Celebrate Kalou's Birthday

The players, including Salomon Kalou, John Obi Mikel, Michael Essien, Michael Ballack, Paulo Ferreira and John Terry partied at Whiskey Mist to celebrate Kalou's 24th Birthday. It's rumored that Prince Harry also made a brief appearance before leaving because the VIP section was taken. John Terry apparently footed the £120,000 massive tab, which mainly consisted of champagne. Such a good captain.







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Malouda and Mikel Sign New Deals with Chelsea

This has me feeling very happy.


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Drogba and Mikel Molest Jose Bosingwa

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Chelsea Post Champion's League Knock-Out

JT sulked home with wife, Toni Poole.


Frank went to dinner with his dad and sister at Carpaccio Restaurant and then headed to Raffles nightclub for a more somber drinking session with his mates.



If he wasn't ringing me up to come over than who was he chatting up? Hmmmm...


While John Obi Mikel hit up Movida nightclub...


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