Birthday Wishes: Adriano and... Me

It's really embarrassing for me. To have the same birthday as Adriano (27) and the ever-respectable Paris Hilton (28).

I mean, what does that say about myself? Am I doomed to be a promiscuous party-goer? Doubtful. This girl's gotta work for the money. (Over-privileged bastards...)

At least me and Michael Jordan (46) share a birthday too. Or I would have no hope of ever being respected.


When I blow my candles out tonight I will be wishing for one thing...

A girl can dream...