My Relationship With Football

I realize this is old news. But I don’t believe anyone will be turning away.

I know my posts are a little Rooney/Manchester United heavy today. (Totally unlike me, I realize. Perhaps my mood is too high due to my rece...

Wayne Rooney has picked up a nasty virus during Manchester United’s preseason tour in Nigeria. He hasn’t trained since their return to Engl...

Maybe she just had to get out of the house. (see story below)

Nothing helps wedded bliss than having your little bro move in with you and your newlywed wife. Daring choice Mr. Rooney. I see a trial sepa...

Ruud “Horseface” van Nistelrooy has decided to end his international playing career (again) in order to focus on playing for his club, Real ...

Here’s a riddle: What’s masked, green and tacky, but has fabulous legs? Like you need the answer… If you’re going to a fancy dress party, an...

Rather than stealing the show himself, David Beckham decided to bring his shy bubbas up on stage with him at the Teen Choice Awards. Cruz en...

Ogling encouraged. I can’t stop staring at the lips. They take up like half of the little guys’ faces. Link: First Pictures of Angelina'...

Dear Readers: Sorry for my extended absence. The nutter I call my boss actually believes that you're supposed to do work at work. Amateu...

Much has been said and reported on the very public relationship between Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo. Finally, the two have split....

Being the youngest of the Rooney clan, there is inevitability that the poor lad has some serious issues. The media reported today that Joh...

Drogba Offered Pay Raise Chelsea have offered Didier Drogba a new £130,000/week salary to match that of captain John Terry. Scolari is adama...

Real Madrid have some serious pondering to do in regards to the new £48 million bid from Chelsea for Robinho. The dilemma lies in the trans...

Michael Ballack has finally made an honest woman out of his childhood sweetheart Simone Lambe. Unlike the ostentatious wedding of a particul...

After receiving a fax from Inter Milan with a bid for Frank Lampard, (a pathetic, cowardly way of dealing with your former club Mr. Mourinho...

After a solid performance in EURO 2008, Rafael van der Vaart attracted the interest of many Premier League clubs, but when he spoke about To...

Not even an operation on his right ankle could deter Real Madrid from pursuing the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United. It ...

While sitting in traffic on the A3 near Wandsworth in South West London, Joe Cole was rear-ended in his 4x4 by a 40-ton lorry. His £50,000 R...